(409): Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Mar 25th, 2011
(847): Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Mar 24th, 2011
(651): professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Mar 23rd, 2011
(443): she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Mar 22nd, 2011
(405): Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Mar 21st, 2011
(480): I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Mar 18th, 2011
(513): Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take. Buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Mar 17th, 2011
(580): You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Mar 16th, 2011
(925): you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Mar 15th, 2011
(520): normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Mar 13th, 2011