• (409): Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.

    Mar 25th, 2011

  • (847): Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"

    Mar 24th, 2011

  • (651): professor came back from spring break missing a tooth

    Mar 23rd, 2011

  • (443): she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.

    Mar 22nd, 2011

  • (405): Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring

    Mar 21st, 2011

  • (480): I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.

    Mar 18th, 2011

  • (513): Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take. Buying me a drink just became a good cause.

    Mar 17th, 2011

  • (580): You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.

    Mar 16th, 2011

  • (925): you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left

    Mar 15th, 2011

  • (520): normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.

    Mar 13th, 2011