• Never make a promise you can’t keep. http://twitpic.com/4daihb

    Mar 26th, 2011

  • This might come as a shock, but you were adopted. http://twitpic.com/4atx79

    Mar 19th, 2011

  • Well, at least they have each other. http://twitpic.com/4apnpg

    Mar 18th, 2011

  • I think I’m gonna do both. http://twitpic.com/4agp6t

    Mar 17th, 2011

  • Her mom wanted to try something new. I don’t think this was the look she was going for. http://twitpic.com/4a3260

    Mar 16th, 2011

  • If it took me an hour to figure out how to set my clock ahead an hour, do I still have to?

    Mar 13th, 2011

  • Melissa couldn’t figure out why her salon wasn’t getting customers. http://twitpic.com/48n2mz

    Mar 12th, 2011

  • Rufus is great at “fetch,” but he’ll never be as good as snow dog at “stay.” http://twitpic.com/3q340d

    Jan 15th, 2011

  • Confused? Lost? Can’t figure out your new zodiac sign? Tweet me your questions with the tag #AskEllen and I might answer on the show.

    Jan 15th, 2011

  • I agree. RT @amandanicole106: I am glad the first thing I did with my new iPhone was get the @theEllenShow app. I have amazing priorities.

    Jan 15th, 2011

  • Vince Vaughn just became a daddy and he’s already worried about preschools. This is why Portia and I have cats. http://ellen.tv/hyqvl4

    Jan 14th, 2011