• RT @dkberman: Remember this day. 551-day-old Instagram is worth $1 billion. 116-year-old New York Times Co.: $967 million.
  • RT @dkberman:記住這一天。551天大的Instagram價值一億美元。116年的紐約時報公司價值9.67億美元。
  • Apr 9th, 2012retweet Retweet FB share
  • RT @Harry_Styles: Long flight...slightly worried that Liam is going to dribble on me while he's asleep.
  • RT @Harry_Styles:長途飛行。。。有點擔心利亞姆會在他睡覺的時候把口水滴在我身上。
  • Apr 9th, 2012retweet Retweet FB share
  • RT @UberFacts: Every seven years, you lose about half of your friends and replace them with new people.
  • RT @UberFacts:每过七年,你就会失去你一半的朋友,并由新的朋友来取代他们。
  • Mar 29th, 2012retweet Retweet FB share
  • RT @3gerardpique: "Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen." Michael Jordan
  • RT @3gerardpique:“有些人想要奇迹发生在自己身上却没有付诸行动,还有些人只会许愿盼着奇迹能够降临,其他人则会踏踏实实地做事情来实现奇迹。”--迈克尔·乔丹语录
  • Mar 28th, 2012retweet Retweet FB share
  • RT @AngryHumor: Airplanes have now banned tweezers. I think anyone who can hijack a plane with tweezers deserves the plane.
  • RT @AngryHumor: 飞机上现在禁止使用推特了。我觉得任何能通过推特来劫机的人都值得拥有这架飞机。
  • Mar 27th, 2012retweet Retweet FB share
  • RT @TheComedyHumor: Your ex asking to be friends after a break up is like... Kidnappers asking you to "keep in touch" after letting you go.
  • RT @TheComedyHumor:你的前女友(男友)要求分手后做朋友,就好象...绑架你的人在放你走后要求跟你“保持联系”。
  • Mar 26th, 2012retweet Retweet FB share
  • RT @autocorrects: I wish Beyonce & Jay-Z would get on stage and present their baby to the world like Mufasa did in the Lion King.
  • RT @autocorrects:我希望碧昂丝和Jay-z会把他们的小宝宝带到舞台上给全世界人看,就像电影“狮子王”里的老狮子王Mufasa一样。
  • Mar 24th, 2012retweet Retweet FB share
  • RT @YaniMarvelous: wow. Throw baby powder on Kim Kardashian, get arrested. Shoot and murder an unarmed black teen, go home. #trayvon
  • RT @YaniMarvelous: 哇!往名人金·卡戴珊身上撒婴儿爽身粉的人被捕了。射杀一个毫无戒备的黑人少年的人却无罪释放了。
  • Mar 23rd, 2012retweet Retweet FB share
  • RT @MensHumor: "The most important thing to do in life is be yourself...unless you can be Batman. Always be Batman."
  • RT @MensHumor:“人生中最重要的事就是做你自己...除非你能成为蝙蝠侠,并一直是蝙蝠侠。”
  • Mar 21st, 2012retweet Retweet FB share
  • RT @RealTaIk: The best person to talk to about the problems in your relationship is the person you are in a relationship with.
  • RT @RealTaIk: 能和你谈论恋爱中遇到的问题的最佳人选,就是那个正和你谈恋爱的人。
  • Mar 20th, 2012retweet Retweet FB share
  • RT @SoDamnTrue: Dear Sleep, I'm sorry I hated you when I was little, but now I can't get enough of you! Sincerely, Me.
  • RT @SoDamnTrue: 亲爱的睡眠,非常抱歉我在小的时候总是憎恨你,但是现在让我睡再多也不够!最真诚的,我。
  • Mar 19th, 2012retweet Retweet FB share
  • RT @hoverbird: Everybody thinks "The Social Network" is the best movie about forming a new startup, but they are wrong. The best movie i ...
  • RT @hoverbird:每个人都认为“社交网络”是关于人生全新起步的最好的电影,但是他们错了,我认为最好的电影是...
  • Apr 6th, 2011retweet Retweet FB share
  • RT @itzSoFluffy: You attract people by the qualities you display & You keep them by the qualities you possess
  • RT @itzSoFluffy: 你通过你所展示的品质来吸引人,并通过你拥有的品质来维持与他们的关系。
  • Apr 6th, 2011retweet Retweet FB share
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